hi this page is less of a blog and more of just an archive of posts i enjoy so i can go back and look at them later i suppose. i dont take tumblr srsly at all but im definitely on every day posting dumb shit. so if you enjoy the dumb shit i enjoy it's prolly possible you might enojy this shitty blog. k have a blessed day


so thats what that means

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jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet

does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?

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the sickest burn in all of television history

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ground control to major tom

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And how hard is it to land even a minimum-wage job? This year, the Ivy League college admissions acceptance rate was 8.9%. Last year, when Walmart opened its first store in Washington, D.C., there were more than 23,000 applications for 600 jobs, which resulted in an acceptance rate of 2.6%, making the big box store about twice as selective as Harvard and five times as choosy as Cornell. Telling unemployed people to get off their couches (or out of the cars they live in or the shelters where they sleep) and get a job makes as much sense as telling them to go study at Harvard.

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