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hi this page is less of a blog and more of just an archive of posts i enjoy so i can go back and look at them later i suppose. i dont take tumblr srsly at all but im definitely on every day posting dumb shit. so if you enjoy the dumb shit i enjoy it's prolly possible you might enojy this shitty blog. k have a blessed day

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

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gapteeths:

not a subject i like talking about too often?? if at all? but i think writing this has actually made me feel a lot more at peace and maybe even kinda confident about it so. thats cool

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apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

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skrippapeauxs:

LMFAOOOOO

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tastefullyoffensive:

Artist Chris McMahon buys other people’s landscape paintings at thrift stores and puts monsters in them.

Previously: Artist Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings

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